Brunette: When's your birthday?Blonde: June 23rd. What about you?Brunette: December 25.Blonde: Oh my god your so lucky your birthday is on Easter!
Q: Whats the best part of haing sex with 8 years olds?A: Hearing their pelvis crack.Q:Whats the best part with haveing sex with 28 year olds?A: Theres 20 of them.Q: Whats better than having sex with 8 year olds?A: Nothing Full text
Ken bigley reading a statement and halfway through it l;oses the head and goes home Full text