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Joke #1871   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [-2]

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"



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Joke #1806   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." Full text

Joke #1807   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!" Full text
M e n u
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