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Joke #1875   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [3]

When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.



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Joke #1814   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion." Full text


Joke #1815   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."

"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking." Full text



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