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Joke #1876   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?



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Joke #1816   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots." Full text

Joke #1817   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer. Full text
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