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Joke #1878   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [21]

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.



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Joke #1820   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

"Are you an organ donor?"
"No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army." Full text


Joke #1821   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!" Full text



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