One day, a blonde walks into a barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber says "Sure i'll cut it for you. But you cant have those earphones on." So the blonde tells the barber that she can not take them off and leaves.
Then, a few days later, the blonde walks into the same barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber tells her the same thing that he told her last time, so she storms out of the shop once again.
Then, for a last and final time, the blonde walks ... Full text

what did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?
Look daddy, baby doughnuts Full text