A blonde gets a new sports car and decides to take it for a drive. She is driving along and over takes a truck. The truck signals the blonde to pull over. She asks him what's wrong and he gets a piece of chalk out of his pocket and draws a circle on the ground. He then tells her to stand in it and not move. After she does, he gets a knife out of his pocket and slashes the tyres. He turns to the blonde and shes really laughing. He then says, "if you think that's funny watch this." He pulls a ... Full text

A blonde girl walks in a curtain shop and asked for a pink curtain in the size of her computer screen. The assistant answered, "But madame computers don't have curtains....
"Helllloooooo....I've got WINDOWS!" Full text