There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
The Blonde RancherTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. Inorder to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchasea bull so that they can breed their own stock.The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last 600dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get ... Full text
Why don't blondes like convertibles?Their feet get sunburned. Full text