There was a blond a brunette, and a red head that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went into a different potato bag. The terrorist kicked the bag which the red head was in and she said Meow. And the terrorist is like...oh just a cat...then he kicks the bag with the brunette...she goes roof roof...and the terrorist says...it's just a stupid dog. Then the terrorist kicks the bag which the blonde is in and she goes...POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three blondes walk into a building.You'd have thought one of them would have seen it. Full text
A blonde was walking down a street, listening to a cassette player.A lady asks her,"Can I listen to that?"The blonde says yes.The lady puts on the headphones and listens."Breath in, Breath out.""Breath in, Breath out." Full text