A blonde walks into a department store and asks the clerk if she can buy a TV as she points toward the one she wants. The clerk replies that they don't sell those TVs to blondes. Fumed, the blonde stomps out of the store and dies her hair red. She goes back to the store and asks the clerk again and again is told the same thing. The blonde leaves again and dies her hair brown. Again the store clerk tells her that they don't sell those TVs to blondes. Hysterically, the blonde asks the ... Full text

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the ... Full text