Two blondes were hiking in the woods and came across some tracks. One blonde said that they were definitely deer tracks, but the other blonde was convinced they were bear tracks. The two continued to argue about for another half an hour. Then they were killed by a train. Full text

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, ??? I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks.???
Then the brunette says, ??? well I was cleaning my daughters room, and I found a pack of cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes.???
Then the blonde says, ??? I was making my daughters bed, and I found a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a penis. Full text