A brunette, a red head, and a blond each got to bring one thing to the desert.The brunette brought food because she might get hungry, the red head brought water because she might get thirsty, and the blond brought a car door because if it gets hot she can roll down the window! Full text

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that ... Full text