One day there was a brunette on the side of the road jumping up and down saying "88! 88!"
So later that day, a blonde pulls over by the brunette and decides that it looks like fun, so they both start jumping and saying 88!
After a while, the brunette explains to the blonde that it's even more fun to jump in the middle of the road and yell out 88 so she does and gets hit by a car. The brunette then starts to say "89! 89!" Full text

A blonde in the depths of Louisiana wanted a pair of alligator skin boots,but did not want to pay the high prices that were asked.After one particularly high priced pair,the blonde shouted "Well maybe I'll just go and kill an alligator and get a pair of shoes myself!!"
The shopkeeper replied "Go for it.Good Luck!!"
After work one day the same shopkeeper was walking along the Louisiana river when he saw the same blonde standing knee-deep in the water,shotgun in hand.As he watched a 9 ... Full text