There are 13 blondes and a brunette hanging on a rope off Mount Everest. The rope is about to snap until a blonde says,"One of us has to let go for the rest of us to survive! Or else we'll all die!" So the 13 blondes start arguing and start saying "you jump off!" "No you jump off!" So finally the brunette says,"Fine... I'll let go for the rest of you to live and make it up this mountain." A second later, as all the blondes are so happy, they begin to clap.
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway.The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror.She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on.The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no." Full text
Why did the blonde go up on the roof?She was told that drinks were on the house! Full text