Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge.
How do you change a blonde's mind?You blow in her ear! Full text
Two tourists were driving through Wales. At the little village of Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogochthey stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..." Full text