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Joke #168   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde walked up to a coke machine, put in a dollar, and got out a coke. She then put in another dollar, and got another coke. Again and again, she put in more and more dollars and got out more and more cokes.
As she was doing this, a man came and stood behind her. he tapped her on her shoulder, and said "What on earth are you doing?"
She replied angrily " Shut up! Cant you see im winning?!"



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Joke #336   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde and a brunette are in a car and the blonde is driving. The blonde is going 70+ mph and the speed limit is 60. The brunette says, "Be careful. A cop can pull you over if your speeding!" The blonde slows down, but only to about 65 mph. A little while later, the blonde says, "Uh-oh, there's a cop behind us." The Brunette says, "Is he after us?" The blonde says, "I don't know." The brunette says, "Are his lights on?" And the blonde repiles, "Yes...No...Yes...No..." Full text


Joke #337   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retreiver Full text



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