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Joke #173 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At the little village of
Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch
they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."

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Joke #346 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A blonde woman is speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and is pulled over by a female police officer who is also a blonde. The
blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She digs through her purse and gets progressively more agitated.
"What does the license look like?" she finally asks
The policewoman replies, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The blonde driver finally finds a square mirror, looks at it
and ... Full text

Joke #347 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

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