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Joke #1760   (Jan 12, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.



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Joke #1574   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There were three aliens that whanted to take over the world but they had to learn the language so they went to go learn a word the first alien went to a park and he saw some kids playing soccor and they were voting on who was going to go get the ball and this kid yelled out "me me " .so that is what the first alien learned .the second alien went to a dinner and a couple yelled out we need "forks and knives". so tha is what the second alien learned .the third alien went to a school and he say ... Full text


Joke #1575   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

oh man, i remember playing on the teetor totter, going up and down and up and down until some jack ass jumps of at the last minute and you smoke your jewels at 60 miles per hour Full text



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