Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
What kinds of tests do they give witches ?Hex-aminations ! Full text
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?Lots of blood tests ! Full text