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Joke #1764 (Jan 12, 2007) Rating: [0]

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

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Joke #1582 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" ! Full text

Joke #1583 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back !
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here ! ... Full text

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