Question: "What did the blonde's right leg say to the blonde's left leg?"Answer: "I don't know. They have never met."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Full text
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Full text