There was a blonde who was so dumb that shea) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pantsb) got locked in a grocery store and starved to deathc) tripped over a cordless phoned) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Full text
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Full text