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Joke #185   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How do you kill the blonde's sister?
A: Tell her to go down to the bottom of the pool and do CPR.



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Joke #370   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [3]

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Full text

Joke #371   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Full text
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