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Joke #190   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde woman is speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and is pulled over by a female police officer who is also a blonde. The
blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She digs through her purse and gets progressively more agitated.
"What does the license look like?" she finally asks
The policewoman replies, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The blonde driver finally finds a square mirror, looks at it
and hands it to the blonde policewoman. "Here it is," she says.
The blonde officer looks at the mirror, then hands it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop."



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Joke #380   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Full text


Joke #381   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [3]

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. Full text



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