A blonde walks into a library and shouts, "CAN I HAVE A CHEESE BURGER AND CHIPS?!?" The librarian replies, "This is a library." "Sorry," the blonde whispers in a barely audible voice, "can I have a cheese burger and chips?"
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. Full text
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. Full text