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Joke #197   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
10 - 1 to make the dough and 9 to peel the M&M's.
How many blondes does it take to fix in a lightbulb?
10 - 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to rotate the ceiling!



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Joke #394   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. Full text

Joke #395   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. Full text
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