A blonde was suspecting her husband was cheating on her. So one day, she decided to go home early. She opens the door and sees her husband all over another girl. The blonde pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. The husband says, "No! Don't do that! I'm sorry!" The blonde replys, "Shut up. You're next."
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Full text
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. Full text