A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That'll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don't have that much but this is very important - I'll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your hand.
So she does.
Now Go For It Baby!
And so she yells as loud as she can, "Hello MOM?!?!"
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