There is this blonde and she goes into the store and says can i buy that tvand the lady says no we dont sale to blondes, so she leaves and then she dies her hair brown, she goes back into the store and says can i buy that tv and the lady said no we dont sale to blondes she said "how do you know im a blonde". And the store lady said"Because thats not a tv its a microwave.
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