There was this priest in church having a normal Sunday morning service.
Then he heard this woman scream. A blonde hair woman came busting through the church with only a rob on and high heels. She faced the priest and opened her robed wiggling her tits and said, "Help me priest I'm posessed by the devil."
The priest said help me lord. Then the women moved closer and said it again. The priest looked up and said, " Jesus, what would you do?" The drawing of Jesus eyes opened and he said, "Wow, let me out, let me out if you wont fuck her at least let me do it."