A Blonde orders a pizza in a pizza shop and the chef ses would you like 12 or 6 slices cut up for your pizza and the blonde ses ill only have 6 coz im not that hungry
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There was a boy named James and his H.W. was to find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet. So he went to his mom and said "Mom wats the first letter of the alphabet" the mom says "Leave me alone" so he writes down "Leave me alone". Then he goes to his dad and says "Dad wats the second letter of the alphabet" the dad says "Don't bother me" so he wrote down " Don't bother me". Then he went to his brother, who happened to be watchin Batman, he asks his brother "Jon wats the third ... Full text