there were three kids, the first kid comes up to his father and says why is my name apple and his father says because a apple fell on your head when you were born then the second kid came up to his father and asked why is my name orange and his father said because a orange fell on your heed when you were born then the third kid came up to his father and said da, then his father said quiet cinder block. Full text

teacher: y r u crawling into class 10 minutes late??
student: because u sed dont walk into the class late again.
student: sir would u punish some one for what they didnt do?
teacher:no
student: thats good cause i didnt do my home work. Full text