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Joke #787   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Why don't blondes ware miniskirts in the winter?
because they are afraid their lips will freeze !!!



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Joke #1573   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

One day three kids where playing in the playground and where jumping on all the play equipment, having the time of there lives.
When the first kid was under the slide making a sand castle a little dwarf wizard appeared.
The little boy asked,'hi little wizard what are you here for?'
The little Wizard replied,' Ive come to grant you three one wish each because this is a magic slide!'
'Let me explain how it works', said the wizard.'When any one of you goes down the slide you can ... Full text


Joke #1574   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There were three aliens that whanted to take over the world but they had to learn the language so they went to go learn a word the first alien went to a park and he saw some kids playing soccor and they were voting on who was going to go get the ball and this kid yelled out "me me " .so that is what the first alien learned .the second alien went to a dinner and a couple yelled out we need "forks and knives". so tha is what the second alien learned .the third alien went to a school and he say ... Full text



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