1)I once new a blonde that was so stupid she called me to get my phone number.
2)She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
3)She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4) She tryed to put M&M's in Alphebetical order.
5)She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6) she tried to drown a fish
7) She thought a quarterback was a refund
8)She tripped over a cordless phone.
9)she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slep for
10) She asked the lady for a price check in a $2 store.
11)She studied for a blood test.
12)She thought a meow mix (cat food) was a CD for cats
13)When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
I hope you enjoyed my jokes they arnt that good and i hope i got a laugh out of you.
Thankyou!! :)