Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?A: When u slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
A history jokeWhat did Noah do while spending time on the ark?Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!A history jokeWhat did Caesar say to Cleopatra?Toga-ether we can rule the world!Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!What happened when the slave put his head ... Full text
Q: What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?A: Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms ! Full text