a blonde women is getting picked on by people by saying that he can't so anything right
so the blonde gets pissed off and says "RIGHT thats it im gonna make a website for myself and advertise that i can do oddjobs"
2 days later she checks her site and see's a reply saying there is a job for her
the next day she arrives and the guy says "hi i'd like you to paint my porch please and heres the keys to the garage and the paints are in there and if you need us i will be in the backyard "
4 hours later she comes to the backgarden and says "i've finished painting and i had some extra time on my hands so i added an extra coat of paint on " and guy replies "SPLENDED heres your wage" and before walking of she replies "by the way its not a porch its a ferrari"
LOL!!!!