There was this guy and he had a girlfriend. Yes, she was a blonde. He decided to take her to the football game. Afterwards, he asked he did she like the game. She replied, " It was okay, but why was they fighting over a quarter".? The boyfriend was like wat do you mean. And she said well, the ref through a quarter in the air and then they started to hit and tackle each other over the stupid quarter.
There was 3 girls. Blonde, brunette, and red head. They was running from the police so they went into a barn. The brunette hid wear she saw a cat. The red head hid wear the dog was. And the blonde hid in a potatoe sack. When the police came, they kicked wear the brunette was and she said "Meow". Then they kicked wear the red-hair girl was and she replied "Ruff". Then the kicked wear the blonde girl was and she said "POTATOE"