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Joke #804   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This blonde walks into a store grabs a tv and asks the sales assistant "can i please have this tv" the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day the blonde dyes her hair brown and asks again"can i please have this tv" and once again the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day she dyes it red and asks again"can i please have this tv" and once again the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes". then she asks "how do you know i'm blonde?" the sales assistant replys "because thats a microwave"



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Joke #1607   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening ! Full text

Joke #1608   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil: I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you ! Full text
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