A blonde, red head and a brunette get lost in the desert and they find a magic lamp. The Genie within gives three wishes, a wish each. the brunette wishes to go home and she gets her wish. the red head also wants to go home and she gets her wish. Then the blonde has her wish, and she wishes to have her friends back.
Son: I can't go to school today.Father: Why not ?Son: I don't feel wellTeacher: Where don't you feel well ?Son: In school ! Full text
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?Pupil: Not very much ! Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it ! Full text