There was a blonde who was completely broke and couldn't pay her bills. So one day she decided that she was going to kidnap a child and hold the kid ransom for $10,000.
So the blonde goes to the park, finds a boy, takes him behind a big oak tree, writes on a peice of paper.......

I'm holding your son ransom for $10,000. Leave it behind the big oak tree at 7A.M. tomm orrow morning.
Signed the blonde
So she tells the boy to go straight home. The next morning she goes to find the $10,000 behind the oak tree with a note that says........ here is your money, I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!!!!!!!!