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Joke #809   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and a blonde says "any cock i'll do"
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.



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Joke #1617   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !
Pupil: What ?, and get bitten ! Full text


Joke #1618   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
A history joke
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!
A history joke
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher ... Full text



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