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Joke #809 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and a blonde says "any cock i'll do"
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.

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