A cop 1 day saw a blonde swirving all over the road. He pulled her over and asked "Mam why are u swirving all over the road?" The blonde said "Well sir its this tree in front of my car no matter what I do its always in front of me!" The cop said to the blonde "Lady thats your air freshener!!!"
Why did the girl turn in her math book? It had too many problems! Full text
What has four eyes but can't see? Mississippi! Full text