What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
Hi Cliff!
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysarus!
What did the robot say when his battery went dead?
AC Come, AC Go!
What did Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
What's the last thing you take off before going to sleep?
Your feet off the floor!
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore!
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What did the dentist say to his computer?
You have a severe Megabyte
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked!
What do you get when you throw Daffy Duck into the ocean?
Saltwater Daffy!
Why did Jon go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date! (
What goes all around a pasture but never moves?
A fence!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
How do you say chocolate in French?
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