a blonde was traveling along a higway and gets to an intersection not thinking she goes straight through, as she goes through she collides with a $100,000 bmw. she stps the car and gets out. Her car was perfect not even a scratch. the man gets out of the bmw and walks up to her and draws a circle on the ground. He tells her to not get out, so she stands in the circle. the man walks over to his car and gets out a baseball bat. He starts smashing the car. She starts laughing but he keeps on going, After 10 mins the car is all smashed up and the blonde is laughing on the ground he walks over to her and asks why she is laughing, she replies"every time u turned around i steped outside the circle"
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