Ok, A blonde girl really needs some money, so she goes over to her neighbors house and ask's him if he has anything she can do to earn some money. So the guy says yeah sure, you can white wash my Porch and I will pay you when I get home later today. So the blonde says ok and the guy leaves. The guy comes home later that day to find his Porch not white washed yet. The blonde comes out of the garage's side door and says Do I get paid yet...the guy says you were suppose to white wash my Porch. The blonde says I did, But its a Jaguar, Not a Porsche..