Theres two blonde guys and they go for a hike in the woods. The first blonde guys says to the other "I gotta take a crap". The second blonde guys says to the first, "go behind that tree over there". The first blonde guy says to the second, "but i dont have any toilet paper,". The second blonde guy replies" just use a dollar". So the first blonde guy goes behind the tree and comes out ten minutes later with crap all othe his hands. The second blonde guy says to the first, " what took your so long....and why do you have crap all over your hands?'' The first blonde replies, " Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?''