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Joke #831 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There was a blonde who had just bought a new ferrari, she was so happy that she started doing doughnuts in front of a truck driver.
She kept doing it until the truk driver got really, really angry, so the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled the blonde over. He told her to get out of the car, so the truckie drawed a circle and told the blonde to get in it and dont get out until i tell you too. Then he started smashing the car, slashing the tyres.
The blonde started laughing which got the truckie really ANGRY so he started totally smashing the car. By this time the blonde was cracking up. The truckie got pissed and asked the blonde what the hell was so funny, and the blonde said "hahaha while you werent looking i stepped out of the circle!!".

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