A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway.The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror.She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on.The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no." Full text
Why did the blonde go up on the roof?She was told that drinks were on the house! Full text