THREE MEN, a black man, a chinese man, and a white man, the blonde of course, were locked up in prison for doing heinous crimes and were about to be executed, they had three means of execution to choose from, to be hanged, to be shot, or to be injected with the aids virus and die slowly and painfully, the black man being first chose to be shot in the head, the chinese man wanted an open casket funeral, chose to be hanged, the blonde now, thinking that he's smarter than them all chose to be injected with the aids virus, after being injected he was laughing non stop, and seemed very happy, the warden, curious as to why the blonde man was laughing so hard, asked him, why are u laughing and ur going to die, the blonde man , gasping for breaths between laughs said....."im not gonna die u idiot, i was wearing a condom".