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Joke #870 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [-3]

THREE women were walking on a beach one day a black woman, a chinese woman and a white woman, the blonde of course, the three were just strolling, laughing and talkin wen suddenly they saw a magic lamp in the sand, a genie appeared and said i'll grant u each one wish after im finished talkin, so say it now or leave me be.....the black woman said i want a strong black man with lots of money, she disappeared and got her wish, the chinese woman said, i want a chinese triad empire where i rule tokyo, she disappered and got her wish...., the blonde was now walkin on the beach wondering what the hell could she wish for.......while walkin she hit her foot on a huge rock and said, OH SHIT!!!, she disappeared and got turned into a big pile of shit.

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Joke #1749 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [1]

There was a rich guy and a poor guy, the poor guy asks the rich guy "so what did you get your wife for her birthday?" the rich guy replies "a ferrari and a mercedes, so when she wants to feel rich she can drive the ferrari and when she wants to feel important she can drive the mercedes. What did you get your wife" the poor guy replies " I got her a pair of mocasins and a vibrater" the rich guys asks "why" the poor guy says "If she dosent like the mocasins she can go fuck herself". Full text

Joke #1750 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [9]

3 gurls wanted a 1 guy each for their b-day so the mom got them wut they wanted
she went to the first room heared giggling, knocked on the door " why are u giggling?" the gurl replied " cause it tickles"
went to the 2 room heared crying,knocked, asked " why are u crying?"
the gurl replied " cause it hurts"
went to the 3 room heared nothing, knocked, asked "why is it so quiet?"
the gurl replied " cause u talt me not to talk with my mouth full!!" Full text

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