THREE women were walking on a beach one day a black woman, a chinese woman and a white woman, the blonde of course, the three were just strolling, laughing and talkin wen suddenly they saw a magic lamp in the sand, a genie appeared and said i'll grant u each one wish after im finished talkin, so say it now or leave me be.....the black woman said i want a strong black man with lots of money, she disappeared and got her wish, the chinese woman said, i want a chinese triad empire where i rule tokyo, she disappered and got her wish...., the blonde was now walkin on the beach wondering what the hell could she wish for.......while walkin she hit her foot on a huge rock and said, OH SHIT!!!, she disappeared and got turned into a big pile of shit.